Some Funny Pick Up Lines - Don't Use These Lines

Guys don't try these lines at home or anywhere else. These lines suck.

1. Did it hurt at all when you fell from heaven?

2. Call the police! It has to be illegal to look that fine.

3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

4. Is your father a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

6. You look just like my second wife.

Other: How many times have you been married?

You: Once

lol... Don't do it guys.