Yes I Married Ms Right

Did you know I did married Ms. Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

Just a little humor between the sexes......